ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
