me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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