i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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