Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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