i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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