I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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