did you get engaged???
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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