that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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