To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
