Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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