can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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