I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we should paint friendship bongs
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