Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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