If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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