we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Text me some of your sweat
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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