We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
tell me about the fingering
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