I wish I could punch you in the face.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just blew my weed a kiss
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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