Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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