Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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