I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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