I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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