Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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