Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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