he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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