Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Buhtt sex?
now i know why i became what i already was.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
