So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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