So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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