I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
