U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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