i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
