ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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