her vagine was all disorganized.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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