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• (248): View more from Michigan

  fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!

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  What does that mean?

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  How when the cu k dos I yet u

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  Focus

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

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  I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

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  don't worry... so do I

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

  (679): View more from Michigan

  I wanted to be a dolphin.

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.

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  But what if it got lost?

  (770): View more from Georgia

  its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Of course I have a pirate flag

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not

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