hotel room ftw
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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