im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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