Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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