He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
And then he peed in my hair
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