Plan B is the new Plan A
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
