You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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