I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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