i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Randomize
