im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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