Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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