Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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