I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
