i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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