Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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