I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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