your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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