And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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