i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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